I truly regret I've only started with this one. Others have completely dropped out of my inbox on MySpace or been deleted. But from now on, I'll be diligent, yes, a diligent steward, recording these snapshots of the MySpace FantasyLand mentality.
From Haris (charming picture of a dark haired guy with nice build) titled "hello beauty" (who wouldn't read something that starts with such a nice compliment?) :
Hello sweety woman how are u doing there and how is everything going aswell....actually i saw ur pics in ur profile so i was so thrilled and also really wanna get to know u better cos u are a woman and kind of person am seeking for here ok.....so if u would love to know me better here is my yahoo im...protect-the-cluelesss@yahoo.com so u add me to ur list then we can talk better on there.....here is a lil word about me am a engineering construction company so i have a son his name is johnson since his mum died have been the one taking care of him cos his a son i so much love and care for so i here by looking for someone that can love me and my son forever ok and i know that its u already cos u looks responsible ok....take care...hope to hear from u soon
My comment: Whoa.
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Along the same lines:
i was searching for my heart angel and my soulmate when i saw your ravishing look and wonderful smile on your photo,which really swept me off my feet and i was so impressed,that made me drop you this few words of mine,.i would love to know you more better than i have already read of you from your profile,and also would love to have a some chat with you on yahoo instant messanger protect-the-cluelesss@yahoo.com or pls try and add me so that we can talk things out more better.., because i ve never been so certain of a woman b4 and i want yoiu to know I got this feelings that you are exactly all i am looking for in a woman and just cant wait to read a reply of this note from you. Pls Kindly get back to me........ am onlline for you now steve....
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Okay, now I realize VERY FEW messages on MySpace are NOT weird. This one is the last I'll post, unless there is a significant jump in the level of communication strangeness.
The following is an exchange with Ken (very handsome picture of a man who looks like a stockbroker or possibly a model):
--- his initial message ---
From: Ken
Date: May 4, 2007 12:21 PM
how are you
--- from me, in reply ---
From: (me)
Date: May 5, 2007 12:32 PM
Hi Ken,
Very good, thank you. How are you?
You have a very handsome smile. Your profile doesn't say very much about you, though. What is your life like in New York?
Have a good weekend,
Deborah
--- his bizarre, weird reply ---
Thank you pretty, am so happy to hear from you, well i will love to hear from you pretty that is like to chat with you pretty, dear come to think about it you so pretty i cant imagin how it will be being with you cos you look like an angel.Dear i will like you to add me to your chat id, angel this is mine protect-the-clueless@yahoo.com
Here is the best message ever, from a really cute guy named Nick.
